Dear Soulja Boy, Shut up. Sincerely, the World.

Dear Soulja Boy,

Before reading this Mr. Boy, I want to assure you that I am not “hatin.”

However, if I have to hear any of your terrible songs … then I don’t even know what. I may do something rash and unpredictable. The consequences of those actions will most likely be devastating. Please, never make a video like this ever again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfCmYyG-yg4

Oh, and the Black Community would like to thank you, and Flavor Flav, for setting them back about fifteen years. Of course, I did get a little enjoyment out of reading your album reviews on Amazon. Also, please remove the name “soulja” from your alias, we need not muddle your rubbish with the quality that was Soulja Slim (may he rest in peace).

Sincerely, -The World

P.S. Shut up.