Damn it, Comedy Central!

<insert image of Satan with the cast of House Party 4, and add the Comedy Central watermark in the bottom right of the screen>

I swear to God that if Comedy Central plays “House Party 4: Down to the Last Minute” one more time I am going to blow my f’ing face-off. I have seen this movie two or three times on TV in the past 3 weeks. Why is this straight-to-VHS garbage airing during prime hours at Comedy Central.

The movie ends with two characters in a car. One looks to the other and says, “… you’ll have to help me next week.” Then both characters proceed to say in together, “Sequel!” Before I went to bed that after watching this movie, I prayed to God for the first time in years that this sequel never happens.

Alright, I’m not going to sit here and complain about the movie “House Party 4,” but I am overly frustrated with Comedy Central, and Viacom. Have you nothing better to show? In your archives of “Comedy Central Presents…” you must have some old Mitch Hedberg, Dave Attell, Lewis Black or Greg Giraldo stand-up shows. Or, hell, I would rather watch 5-year old “Crank Yankers” re-runs.

Comedy Central: If you show “House Party 4″ one more time you have no soul.