In regards to the Ice Cream of the Future

 

Q. Exactly how unemployed are you that you can spend time writing a rant on “Dippin’ Dots: The Ice Cream of the Future”?

A. Dippin’ Dots, also billed as The Ice Cream of the Future, has been around for over 21 years. It is painfully clear that it is not, and never will be, the ice cream of the future.

Let’s just assume that Dippin’ Dots is the ice cream of the future. That means that some jackass from the future came back in time just so he could share this different type of ice cream with the past. Do you realize how stupid that sounds? You think that if you could come back in time, you would do something more useful than present a new type of ice cream? How about a cure for HIV or a new-alternative fuel source?